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Paris, 08/06/2025
✍️ Pepe Offside – Special for SportJournal.pictures
If Sinner loses…
🇮🇹 Italy collapses with style.
Corriere headlines: “Tennis tragedy, no espresso.”
Meloni declares a national mourning.
A Bolzano nonna breaks her rosary shouting “Ma come se fa!”
In Turin, collective masses are held in San Gipo’s name.
🇫🇷 The French clap politely.
A Montmartre waiter whispers: “At least… a real champion who speaks Spanish.”
L’Équipe runs: “Nadal’s revenge – Gen Z version.”
🇪🇸 Spain erupts with joy,
As if Gibraltar, Mallorca and the Davis Cup were all recovered at once.
If Alcaraz loses…
🇪🇸 Spain falls into national grief.
Nadal appears solemnly: “You can’t always win… but it hurts.”
Fans start researching Sinner’s ancestry, hoping for a Spanish great-grandmother.
🇮🇹 Italy goes wild.
Vespas, gelato and Volare remix Roland Garros fill the streets.
🇫🇷 France shrugs:
“Enfin… at least he’s not American.”
And editorializes: “Tennis remains European, malgré tout.”
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